Santa Claus is really a bad guy which gives kids different gifts upon the income levels of various families, like that rich family kids could luxury and top grade gifts while poor kids only get some basic and cheap gifts. That's why Your Favorite Martian sings Santa Claus Hates Poor Kids, the music video of which becomes viral on YouTube. If you don't know Your Favourite Martian, let this Christmas music video be an intro for you. It's the brain-child of Ray William Johnson, and they make funny animation music videos about things that'll be considered dark humor. This one is one of his best so far, and just in time for Christmas. Freely check the music video bellow to know the reasons why Your Favorite Martian thinks Santa Claus Hates Poor Kids. You can also free download SANTA HATES POOR KIDS – Your Favorite Martian music video from YouTube with Free YouTube Downloader or Mac YouTube Downloader for Mac computers.
Ray William Johnson - Santa Hates Poor Kids song lyrics
I really hate it that my family’s poor!
I really wish I was a rich kid ’cause they always get all the pimped gifts for Christmas.
Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance!
While Billy gets a new pony and a lap dance.
Plus a tree house mansion and a jet ski.
How the hell did he get a pterodactyl?
[Dee Jay]
Gets me!
I thought Christmas was awesome, on and poppin,
’till Jan got a slave and Google stock options.
And I don’t think you understand how it feels to see another kid roll up in his Bentley Power Wheels like:
“Look at my new ride; Santa just bought it.”
He didn’t get you nothing ‘ cause your mom’s an alcoholic.
He’s right I got some underwear used by my brother.
I’m like Oliver Twist, “Please may I have another?”
I opened up a present, and found an eviction notice!
Man, f&ck you Santa!
We’re spending Christmas with the homeless!
[Chorus]
Santa must hate the poor kids.
‘Cause Santa only hangs with the rich. (come on)
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!
And all I got was a charm bracelet with no charms.
And a discharged G.I. Joe with no arms and a drunk step dad.
Man, I hate it here!
And mom got some cigarettes and half a case of beer.
To: Puff Puff’s Mom
From: Santa
Drop it like it’s HOT xoxo
We’re too poor for Christmas music.
We A capella!
And our Christmas tree is just a busted umbrella with a bunch of junk glued to it.
This sh&t is useless!
And Ravi said: Santa also hates you if you’re Jewish.
[Chorus]
Santa must hate the poor kids.
‘Cause Santa only hangs with the rich. (sing it)
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Ho, Ho, Ho!
F&ck you Santa! You fat motherf&cker!
How’d you get so big?
You been drinking butter?
Always acting jolly, I ain’t buying into that.
And why you always trying to get kids to sit on your lap?
I heard you touch Scottish boys under the kilt.
Hey Fatty Clause!
Stop eating my cookies and milk!
Or I’m going to go to the North Pole and enroll you in gym class.
And next year I’m leaving diet pills and Slim Fast.
You see me while I’m sleeping
You creep me out.
And while you watching me why you got to take your $@#$ out?
So bring it Santa!
I’m not afraid to fight, b&tch!
I’ll whup you @ss and take a sh&t on your nice list!
I want to take you out in the worst way.
If you’re a saint? Why’d you steal Jesus’ birthday?
So keep your dumb gifts Santa, we don’t need you!
And tell the Tooth Fairy, she’s a cheap b&tch too!
Santa Hates Poor Kids. (come on)
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
And God bless us everyone!
Shut the hell up Tiny Tim! You’re not helping!
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